Good point.
So I shall begin to talk about myself after this story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to do. Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody said that Anybody could have done it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. So it ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
I've realized just how paranoid I am. Here's a transcript of my thoughts upon seeing someone walking down the hallway looking upset.
I wonder why X looks so upset. I hope nothing's wrong. Maybe they're upset with me. Oh no, I hope not. Have I said or done anything mean to them lately? Or they could be pretending to be upset. Maybe they're pretending to be upset because they saw me coming in the hallway. I wonder if they're trying to tell me they really don't like me and they wish I wouldn't talk to them so much. Oh, no. I feel like such a jerk. Nobody likes to be followed around by someone they can't stand. Should I still talk to that person? But what if they hate me? They'll think that not only am I boring and annoying, but I just can't take a hint. Oh, no.
Paranoid, I tell you.
Today seemed like a really good day. Lunch was hilarious. I hope Kelsey, Arthi, and Jocelyne are having fun without us.
Here I am, my head happily a-clutter.
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