Thursday, March 15, 2007

A small selection of Neil's bad music jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a trampoline?
...You take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.
What's the definition of a minor third?
...Two violas playing in unison.
How do you get a guitarist to shut up?
...Put some music in front of them.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And somewhere in the world a dictionary cries...


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