I promise this is for real.

We all love it when people's names match them far too well. Such as that guy there, David Bird, who used to do the ornithology column in the Gazette and maybe still does. But nothing comes close to my mother's picks, drawn from personal experience, of the worst possible names a doctor can have. The worst possible names to hear over the intercom. The worst possible names to read on the door before you walk in for your appointment.

Dr. Deth and Dr. Grief.

First driving lesson was yesterday. It would have been amusing to watch. And...Radiohead in three. (Which hasn't really sunk in yet, seeing as I'd sort of given up on it.)

You can never be the person you were before.