Eccentric Kyn

I figure that, taking a scientific view, there has to be a rational explanation for my weirdness. Let's use the unbeatable scapegoat of genetics. Well, my family calls the room adjoining my brother's room the TV room. However, there hasn't been a television in there for a decade -- longer than either of my siblings have breathed air. Though the three of us have an excuse -- very strange parents.

My father owns two unopened packages of books. They are very old and the return adress is long washed off. Why has he never removed them from their shell of faded brown paper? "Because I know what's inside."

My mother has different problems with books, namely reading them all night long. When she does sleep, she is often cursed with prophetic dreams.

Desk moved.

Tic-tac-toe: laughably simple, but what isn't?