Mom: So I asked her, do you have any chest pain? no, any mobility problems, no, no i go for a walk every day – she has no symptoms! What would you do?
JT: My friend and I operated on someone on the computer today.
Dad: Admit her! I’m worried about that (insert long word).
Mom: Well, so am I! Should I refer her to Peter?
JT: It was really cool, except there was a lot of blood.
Dad: That reminds me, I have an interesting story about Mr X, you know, the guy with (long word)….
Mom: Was his (long word) acting up again? I thought he was on (long word)!
*(sound of Em playing The Cat Came Back on the piano)*
Dad: Well, when I saw him he had quite the (long word)…person Y (lady) seemed to think it was his (long word for medical device), but I said no, though it’s the loudest (long word) I’ve ever heard….
Mom: Do you think maybe he had (long word)?
JT: If you tilted the table the right way you could see all his insides.
*(sound of Em playing The Cat Came Back on the piano)*
Mom: Anyway, I’m just not sure what to do about person Q.
Dad: Maybe you should consider….
Fred: I’ll be right back, I have to go write…something.
JT: And then you had to use a tool to stop him from bleeding so much.
Dad: A (long word)?
*(sound of Em playing The Cat Came Back on the piano)*
Mom: You didn’t like the clam spaghetti, sweetie?
JT: Nah, I feel like ice cream.
It is different when there are other people over. Then the topics become mostly politics and old British comedies.
It is different when there are other people over. Then the topics become mostly politics and old British comedies.
2 comments:
That is hilarious. Your dinner conversations are...brilliant. My family doesn't even dine together!!
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