HOT CHICK PERFORMS ACROBATIC FEATS IN CROWDED SUBWAY; NOBODY NOTICES
Sparrow Despairs for Humanity
A young, attractive female was spotted swinging around the ceiling handholds on the orange line early this afternoon. Said female was apparently dressed appropriately for a workout, but after a few minutes of intense gymnastic action, left engaged spectators with the impression that she would be better suited to leaping off skyscrapers and battling bad guys in the dead of night.
The grand total of engaged spectators among two metro cars: four.
A first-hand account of this remarkable occurence comes from one Wistful Sparrow, a young woman who was visibly distraught over the unimpressive audience.
'It's just difficult for me to understand. I mean, this girl is right in front of their faces, flying around on the ceiling of the metro car. How could they not notice? How could anyone possibly be so blind?'
Further enquiry left unanswered the question of whether this incident was a recurring stunt. Updates will be reported on RFS as soon as possible.
This is kind of stupid and I think I might stop doing it if I don't start thinking of better ways to end my posts.
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I wish I was there.
With a camera.
And a Youtube account (which...I have...so no worries there).
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