Sunday, December 17, 2006

There is sap on my hands.

I have to bring in two dozen cookies for Leadership on Wednesday. My brother needs to bring in two dozen cookies for Tuesday, and my sister needs some for Wednesday as well. This afternoon, my mother went all out, and tried to bake about a thousand of them. She faced a few setbacks.

My mother doesn't like it when we bother her when she's trying to create. She's a chemist and an artist at heart, despite her profession, and cooking becomes an act of deep concentration. Only after my brother and sister had been banished (she was somewhat less successful with myself, and was forced to listen to various tirades as she beat eggs and whipped butter with an almost feverish enthusiasm) did she begin to bake. Out came the recipes, the ingredients, the wooden spoons. Out came the flour and the baking soda.

Crash. Half an hour later, down came the Christmas tree.

My father and I spent an hour taking turns holding on to the trunk of the massive vegetable and stripping it of its numerous entangled garlands, while my mother ran around the kitchen and my sister, who was probably a large factor in the disaster of chipped ornaments, slunk into a corner. Fortunately, none of our favourite decorations suffered more than a crack here and there.

As I stood in the living room, fighting to keep the large conifer standing, I thought about other Christmas trees I had known.

I wish I had known my grandfather better. He became sick when I was young, and most of my memories of him after the age of four revolve around a succession of nursing homes and hospitals. One of my best and only Christmas with Grandpa memories is the silver tree. It was my favourite job, and while other people would go around the house hanging little springs of false misteltoe and of holly cut from Aunt Margie's backyard, my grandfather and I would retire to the den to assemble it.

The silver tree was very old, one of those artificial trees where each branch comes out of a tube made of brown paper. Each year at Christmas we would carefully pull each branch out of its tube, relishing the swish as each branch unfolded in the light, like a sword being drawn from its sheath. After Christmas had gone by, we would take the branches out of the holes down the side and gently replace them in the ancient box that we kept in the garage with that of the full-size tree.

My grandfather and I would work in an easy silence. He was patient, but he never condescended to my level; he expected a job well done, and I would try my hardest to please him. When the tree had finally taken form and he had place the final branch on top, we would bring out the boxes of decorations. The silver tree had its own ornaments, mostly smaller versions of the ancient ones that went on the large tree year after year. Some of them were faded with age, and most of them were very fragile, shattering at a touch.

The silver tree was very old, and every year just as beautiful. When I go to my grandmother's condo in White Rock this year, when I walk through the wide door into the white-carpeted, modern, and wheelchair-accessible apartment, I know the silver tree will be there on the coffee table from the old house, resplendent in a glory that can only be augmented by age.

Having somewhat righted the tree (and sawed a foot off the bottom), my father and I headed into the kitchen to hassle my mother. I tasted one of her concoctions, a chocolate-chip variety.

"Are you sure you put sugar in these, Mom?"
"Yes, I'm sure. I put everything the recipe called for! I just don't know why they're so crumbly and hard."
"Are you sure you put sugar in these, Mom?"
"Yes, I put sugar in them. I put everything the...uh, wait a minute."

They aren't bad, but I don't think I'll be bringing those in on Wednesday. Maybe I should make something with coconut.
Daze.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Begin again.

If anyone was walking in the park on Benny last night and saw a group of about ten teenagers huddled around a couple of lighters, it isn't difficult to imagine what they would have imagined. I'm going to make a huge assumption and say that they would probably have been wrong. We spent last night running around in the mud in the park on Benny with birthday cake sparklers, throwing them to each other through the air, watching them fly like fireworks, breathing smoke into the air on what I know I will remember as the last night before winter.

Scream thine joy unto the heavens.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

So much for studying passe simple.

There was a blackout a few days ago. I remember thinking how neat it was to go to bed, unwashed and tired, blow out the candle, and snuggle into a ball, shunning the cold. It's not cool to be cold anymore. My little heater (the central heating ie radiator doesn't work in the attic) started emitting a bizarre and rank odour yesterday, and I didn't want to set the carpet on fire, so I tried to sleep without it. At about one in the morning, I traipsed downstairs to sleep for about three hours on top of the innumerable stuffed animals crowding my old bunk bed.
head. aches.

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Montreal is one small world.

I'm in guitar, just about to leave, and Neil's rummaging through his boxes to find his binder. Every time I have a lesson, he finds the binder, flips through until he finds my page, opens the rings, removes the paper, sticks it on his clipboard, and hands it to me to sign. Today, as he opens the binder, I catch a glimpse of the name on the very first page.

"Holy obscenity, Josh Harris?"

I went to elementary with this kid, or rather to a year and a half of elementary with this kid. I haven't seen him for over two years. That brings the total number of people I know who have been taught by my guitar teacher up somewhere around...what, seven?

Smooth it over and smile outside.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

I feel like writing a blog.

I am extremely impulsive.

I've only just written the opening sentence and already I sense a slight tremor as some of you shake your heads, disagreeing. I understand why, too. I'm guessing that what ran through your head a moment ago was something along these lines:

impulsive=reckless≠girl who gets excited about shrimp

I am actually surprisingly reckless, but impulsive and reckless are not the same thing. I am impulsive. I do things when they come into my head, without bothering to think them over. I don't research, I don't wait, and I am known for making terrible mistakes (I usually recover from my stupid mistakes in Chess, but I am considerably less adept at Risk).

Example? Skiing. You do not want to watch me ski. My technique is terrible and my vision usually somewhat impaired by gear, but I bomb down those slopes and cut in front of everyone like the worst driver ever observed on our beautiful Canadian highways.

Example? Multiple-choice tests. "Ooh, well, I don't really know what the answer here is. I think I'll put B and forget about it." Note to self: It isn't always B.

Example? Don't stand near me when I get a distant look in my eye. Isabelle got winded yesterday.

Example? I hate it when teachers make you draw up a plan before they let you write a story. I really hate that. I like so much better to just pick up a pen and wait.

Example? My mom and dad brought home a dresser for me, but because they're pretty busy it just sat there for awhile. One day when I had far too much to do, I looked at the pieces on my floor and thought, I'm gonna put it together today. That's what I did.

Look, I could go on, but you really get the idea, and I have a sudden urge to go play Beethoven on the piano anyway.

I've completely lost track of time.

And the worst part is that I know it's actually really good writing.

Guys, guys. Wanna read the first sentence from my french book?

Antonine Maillet -- Pierre Bleu

Si le Grand-Petit-Havre n'avait pas traîné au lit, en ce matin de Noël de la deuxième motié du XIXe siècle, à cuver ses restes de réveillon et de songes effilochés... des songes d'impossibles messes de minuit, comme dans le temps, ou comme s'en pavanaient deux ou trois paroisses voisines avec leurs clochers qui se miraient dans la baie, si le Grand-Petit-Havre n'avait pas boudé le ciel et l'enfer et crié tout bas des injures à Celui qui tire les cordes du Destin, il aurait pu suivre l'enfant qui mettait ses pas dans les pistes du renard.

Do you know what this sentence means to me? I looked up eight words in one sentence. I looked up words in the definitions of those eight words. I still don't understand more than half of it. Do you know what this sentence means to me? It means nearly three hundred pages of looking up definitions of definitions.

Gahhh.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Happy birthday, Anneanne.

Three good things that happened today:

1. Volleyball.
Co-ed gym can be fun, and today was strangely so much fun that I stayed after class to show off my extreme lack of skills in the v-ball department.

2. I made Senior for the Quebec Provincial Honour Band.
I don't really know how this happened, because she was only going to nominate honour band members for senior. Maybe someone dropped out. Anyway, I'm pleased.

3. Late, drenched, frozen, and dirty, I threw open my front door, ran into my kitchen where my grandparents were, and screamed, "WELCOME TO MONTREAL!"

It's a shrink thing. Think of three good things that happened to you during the day before you go to sleep. I don't know if it's working wonders or if it's not related to my inexhaustably good mood for the past three days.

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